Day 10 HAWMC: The answers.

Yahoo Answers Post – Pretend you are writing a question about your condition – it can be as silly or humorous as you want. Now answer it. (Remember: Your answer can be just as silly)

 

I heard if you cut your hair you can help your migraines, is this true?

Good question. I do in fact have hair that weights about 2 tons. Which causes a lot of internal structural pressure in the brain. Perhaps internal damage. I am not sure. I generally recommend, for safety sake, no women have long hair just in case.

I heard drinking a lot of water helps with migraines, is that true?

Good question. Dehydration is bad. So drink water. Migraines cause frequent urination. So drink more water. Which causes more urination. If you need me, I'll just be in the bathroom.
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What triggers a migraine?

Good question. The weather. Hormones. Lack of sleep. Thinking. Not-thinking. Moving. Sleeping. Breathing. Existentialism. Existence.

Can you work with migraines?

Good question. Working with migraines is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, and you're on fire, and everything is on fire, and you're in hell. And you get to do that the next day. And the next. And you have to smile while you are on fire.
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How do you treat migraine nausea and vomiting?

First you take an anti-nausea med like Zofran. When that doesn't work you have some peppermint tea. When that doesn't work you throw up the peppermint tea and have a Gravol. When that doesn't work you eat some ginger. When that doesn't work you decide to just have a non-eating day. Then you get hungry, eat, and immediately regret that choice. And have more zofran. In other words have fun with That!

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